Les Bains d'Orient Reviews
Véritable sketch, les bains d'orient, ou plutôt les bains d'horreur, nous donne un bref aperçu de ce que vivent des patients lors de soins psychiatriques. A titre d'information, tous les faits s'avère... more »Real sketch, the Oriental baths, or rather the horror baths, gives us a brief overview of what patients live in psychiatric care. For information, all the facts are true and have actually been experienced. I'm coming with my girlfriend around 8:00. No flip flops and towels in the locker. No problem I ask the reception. They give me back, only the sandals are soaked (because washed in the meantime? Or just exchanged with the previous customer?). Funny, my girlfriend also had nothing in her locker and we handed her some soaked flip flops too. We'Re headed to the Spa, but we can't take a shower before. Too bad for the others, I sweat well from my day at work, it was hot in the offices, and then I will sweat in the Spa. What impressed me when I got in was the smell. A moistened human bead smell, this bead grease that has grown too much for a few years due to a lack of exercise but which finally disappears thanks to the warmth of the Spa. If I think about this, it's because the person in front of me has a gorgeous bathing trunks and three beautiful buoy buoys, and finally seems to relax. I'm happy for him, he has the area to love this moment. Then it's time to get scrupewed. The bath mat is located in front of everyone. It feels like we are going to slaughter. My girlfriend was next to me, the masseuse (which I'm going to named Cruella in the aftermath of my comment by her sadny character), forced her to take off her bikini top to skin her, and this in front of everyone. The glove fell to the ground on a hardened floor, nothing to do, Cruella does not want to change glove and continues to depiauter my girlfriend. Then it's my turn to spend on the billiard. I lay on my back on a bath mat soaked by the (poor) previous customers, when Cruella begins to skin me. Ouch, it hurts. Then it's the turn of my back: "go hop, turn around" she writes (sneaker). Being on the belly, I see pieces of skin on the bath mat. Horror, it's too much, you have to leave before you die here. Too bad for other care, we have already seen too much, I am 26 years and I wish to live. oreihjgejkrgklrgnzefzetrht, forgive my hand, I trembled by remembering all these memories
Je ne vous recommande pas ce hammam. Nous sommes allées à deux aux Bains d'Orient pour une prestation Hammam, gommage, lavage, enveloppement, soin des pieds et massage du corps et du visage. Les massa... more »I do not recommend this Hammam. We went to two in the Orient baths for a service Hammam, scrub, washing, wrapping, foot care and body and face massage. The massages of the body and face were well realized although a little too soft to our taste. A little more tonic would have been appreciated. On the other hand, the Hammam part really disappointed us. The collective dressing room is too small and the lockers do not lock all locked. No explanation when the process to be followed is given. The two steam rooms are filled with mold as well as the shower/scrub part. We felt like we were at the chain. We waited a lot without knowing what to do. the wrap and face mask was done in a hurry. The women at the reception were mistaken in checking our services which led to an additional expectation and prevented us from relaxing well. They were not particularly kind. Finally, during our tea and pastry tasting, a Roach came down from the aeration.
Better and better every year! The hammam is really good spacious and the girls are lovely! We had a really good time and enjoyed a delicious tea! I really recommend this place!
I enjoyed the experience. The women who scrub you sing and while fun it does conflict with the experience. One thing to note if you are coming on a coed day, Thursday, that you're going to be topless in a coed environment. Would want anyone to be surprised. You probably could keep your top on, but not sure.
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